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The most feared and most respected branch of the Armed Forces of the United States.
Contains enlistees smart enough to repair the most expensive equipment in the entire US inventory, strong enough to KO one of those Army guys (have you seen their basic training lately?) with enough restraint to not rape any schoolgirls of another nation like the Marines and Sailors.
Underrated physically, even though their PT standards are more rigorous than the Army and Navy's, on par with the Marines, and despite the fact that as far as boxing goes, the AF has been shitting the best fighters for the past two decades (Marine Corps Martial Arts? Lol. Whatever.).
The only branch of the Armed Forces of the United States whose personnel contribute to the 40+yr DOMINATION of their domain; the skies. And they have done so without the help of allies. No million-soldier/marine invasions on some beach. No waterbattles resulting in the loss of a million ships. No battle losses at all. When was the last time you heard of the Army or Marine Corps dominating the land? Or the Navy dominating the sea? Never.
Owners of the greatest aircraft ever invented. The only branch able to kill you two times before you even know that you're at war.
The best there ever was, whose pilots are better and smarter than those psuedopilot wannabes of the other branches who are just mad because they didn't have what it took to cut it in the Academy. Fags.
Hated on by all these other branches that would like to think that they can win wars without them, like this is the fuckin' 18th century, and we still march in columns and then shoot at each other.
The most respected branch by our citizens, because of our intelligence, power, and capability.
"The Air Force is useless. What is that? A tank up there?? Oh god! A flight of enemy aircraft? Quick! Call the Air Force!!"
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to do a fart that smells like a shit.
last night I did an air shit on his pillow, it was excellent
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a shot composed of 1/2 Everclear and 1/2 Five-hour-energy.
Drunk#1- What'd you do last night?
Drunk#2- I have no idea...
Drunk#1- That figures. You were tossing back air raids and chasing them with beer and tacos.
Drunk#2- I vaguely remember thinking I was gonna die...
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what fat people disappear into
what skinny people don't disappear into
"that fat slob disappeared into fat air"
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To illustrate the act of sex through body actions, much as one would illustrate the music of guitar through the actions of air guitar.
This is a new craze in Japan where there are many bacholars to couple ratio. Often seen there as a new sport and where championships do take place.
Man, Tim has proper good cock thrust, hes well good at air sex.
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Like an air biscuit, but hangs around a long time and may be revisited many times.
biscuit? that was a fucking BUFFET!
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Kids don't have guns these days, they have air freshener.
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