Arse Flem

Arse Flem - Rectal discharge of gelatinous viscosity (Cloudy partially set Jelly like substance).

Arse Flem - Seeps from one's bottom after an intensive penetrative arse workout thus causing lower intestinal fluids to seep from ones recktum.

See also anal discharge

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Arse grease

The brown mud like substance that exudes from your frek. This most beautiful excrement is both delicious and highly fragrant. It is best served warm on bread as an entree when having friends over for a social gathering.

Because I bought thin cheap toilet paper, my fingers busted through and i got arse greaseall over my hand

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midgets arse

A biff so plump and meaty it resembles a little bottom.

I boned this chick last night, she had a biff like a midgets arse.

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chucking arse

dave clark loves to chuck arse with his monday book!

i was going to the job centre and i seen dave chucking arse outsideheathy

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Arse-candle

A close friend who has a reputation for being both highly annoying and a little bit gay, and maybe also a little bit of a raconteur.

That mofo is wack, he's a real arse-candle sometimes

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hairy arse

A deviation on cockney rhyming slang, when something is really funny aka hilarious it's "hairy"

"Will walked into the bollard, it was hairy arse man"

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short arse

some one with really short legs

that kev's a bit of a short arse

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