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The informal nickname for Mr. Jack Ruppert at McQuaid Jesuit high school. this probably originated due to his rapping of a song from the times of the gold rush.
Guy 1: where you going next?
Guy 2: heading over to Rup-Dog's class! YEAH!!!!!!
Drummer Richie Albright and “Hoss”, aka Waylon Jennings, accidentally snorted a mix of Atlanta Dog and Peruvian Cocaine. Richie hallucinated his drum sticks were shaped like the letter “Z” and had to be held up while he attempted to play, barely hitting the drums at all! Hoss almost went to hospital but he ended up going on stage and doing the best he could, missing strings and singing woefully out of tune! (as related by Waylon’s son Terry Jennings)
A person who is oblivious to their surroundings, typically caused by stupidity over malice.
“Look at that Doof Dog holding up the entire intersection”
A dangerous sex game played by sadomasochistic sex groups. A board with holes and ledges in front of each hole is set up in a dimly lit room and hotdogs are placed on all but one ledge. The remaining, randomly chosen, ledge is set up with a faux hot dog with the traditional condiments but with a willing males semi-erect penis inserted through the hole and replacing the traditional frankfurter filling. The other games participants, typically naked females, take turns vigorously biting at the dogs until the cock is identified and the winning female is crowned victorious. It was alleged invented in Dutch private schools.
"Hey bro, I met with these gnarly sorority girls last night and, after a classic game of beer pong, they suggested cock dogging. I think I was more surprised that they had the necessary equipment than I was when I felt the winning bite... I was pretty wasted though."
Dog blocking is when a girl's fucking dog prevents you from getting laid by lying between you and her in bed. Dog blocking may include the dog doing anything that kills the mood and draws the girl's attention away from you and your penis, for example, getting sick, needing a walk, or just being cute.
Guy 1: "How'd it go last night?"
Guy 2: "Sucked. I was a victim of dog blocking."
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A disparaging term for someone who is disliked, implying that they should be face-fucked.
That fuckface dog will never spring for a round of drinks, he'll just keep letting us pick up his tab.
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The act of conditioning another person to react in a certain way based on your providing stimulus.
I've been Pavlov's dogging my girl friend, every time she gives me a blow job she gets a back rub, therefor eventually I'll give her a back rub and she'll want to return the favor, bj-wise.