A bad motherfucker who wears exclusively purple. Generally too cool to wear colors from the lower end of the spectrum.
A: "Is it me, or does Owen wear purple like every day?"
B:"Nah, he's just a purple bro. He's been doing this since 2010."
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Bro-Vet- the coolest teller of stories of the long career, generally in the Military. The Bro-Vet is usually a Veteran in the Global War On Terrorism.
Bro-Vetโs put out an inadvertent beacon in way of dress (veteran owned business to tactical clothing) to flock towards eachother so that they can find other veterans; however, being a Bro-Vet can be off putting. Seeking acceptance however; alienating your veteran community.
Iโm dressing in tactical pants, a tactical shirt, drinking Veteran coffee via pour over, checking my time via Gshock, oh my gosh; Iโm a Bro-Vet
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A spider who is one of your bros. He is a true bro too, not one of those fake hoes.
Spider bro, Spider bro, Does whatever a spider bro does.
Saves you cash, gets you ass! Yes he does, cause hes a bro
Look out! Here comes your spider bro!
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When one of your homies get locked up for stupid shit but you miss him.
Low dog: Yo man I heard cricket got booked for selling 10 g's
Dutch: Yea free the bro.
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When two bros chill so hard they exceed a "bromance" however have not become complete "bromosexuals". This intermediate stage can appear extremely homosexual to someone observing the extreme bromance.
Liz: "Are Jimmy and Gordon gay?"
Danielle: "No."
Liz: "Then why do they act so gay together."
Danielle: "They must be bro-curious."
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Bi/gay: hooking up with a bud for a quickie. Variation of blow and go.
" Hey dude my girlfriends out of town, wanna stop by for a bro and go?"
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another way of saying the following things
-Thats Nice Nice One
-Thanks
Its Not To Be Taken Into Sarcasm.
Cause that just ruins it.
"Here Have My Chips..."
"Aw Chur Bro"
Or
"Yeah Gave Her The Ring Yesterday"
"Aw Chur Bro"
Or....
"Did You Do It?"
"Yeah"
"Chur Bro"
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