Couple laituce

Couple toxique menant à la dépendance affective malsaine et l'isolement

Brita: "Hmm, je n'ai pas vue Pierrette et Timothé-Jimothé depuis bien des lunes"
Jing : "Je sais, ils sont rendu un couple laituce"

Gear head Couple

Two people in a relationship that loves to do mechanical stuff.

"bro look how cute they are together, they are definitely a gear head couple!"

cutest couple

alayna and andrew

Alayna and Andrew are the cutest couple compared to kalyn and andrew and that is STAMPED.

Fiend couple

Henry and Lucky

Hey look it's the fiend couple haha they're probably both tripping

Couple a scrubs

Absolute gods when it comes to welding probably is the type of men that everyone thinks of when the imagine a higher power they are cobras honeybadgers the human version of a fighter jet.

Homo 1 who are those guys?

Homo 2 idk probably a couple a scrubs

Homo 1 dang I’m barely soaked

Corona Couple

A couple that’s only together because of the coronavirus. Whether it’s a hookup that got quarantined together, or a long-term couple whose relationship went south right before the pandemic, everyone knows they’re not meant to be.

“Yo, it’s super obvious that she was about to dump his ass, but then corona hit.”
“Yeah, they’re definitely a corona couple.”

couple-culture reference

When someone brings up a previous entry in that personal, tiny subculture of jokes, observations, awesome one-liners and general ideas that is borne of any two people. Such cultures can be linked by more than two people but are not nearly as intimate.

proper couple-culture reference

A: Hey B, x?
B: Haha, x! Good times.

improper couple-culture reference

C: GUYS
B+A: yes?
C: x x x x x x x
B+A: lol