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A girl who suck dick for something off the dollar menu.
Guy 1: man she gave me head so I would buy her a mcchicken!
Guy 2: damn she a dollar menu whore
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Holding a roll of nickels in each fist to aid in punching.
Jimmy the Finger wouldn't disclose the whereabouts of his confederates until Trixie Dixon worked him over with a four dollar special.
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A dollar manufactured only by the "blue dollar guy". Has something to do with red pants.
"I cant believe you spent your blue dollar"
"hey, I was hungry!"
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Five-Dolar Footlongs are tasty and inexpensive sandwiches available only at Subway! And the jingle is often parodied.
Five-Dollar, Five-Dollar, Five-Dollar Footlongs, at Subway!
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An "offer" introduced in the preceding months by those fools at Subway, a US submarine sanswich franchise.To be quite honest, this is one of the most insipid names for a deal that any marketing department has ever created. I'm sorry, but what the fucking hell is this shit? A five-dollar footlong? Are you motherfucking kiding me? Any fifth-grader can realize that "five-dollar footlong" sounds like an offer to take a pecker for five dollars. What the hell is this shit? A five-dollar footlong? Are you going to ask me if I want some mayonaise on that shit? Old bitch-ass motherfuckers. This is just destined to create misunderstanding, as follows:
Anonymous Agent #1: Hey man, I'm hungry as a motherfucker. You wanna get something to eat?
Anonymous Agent #2: You could go to Subway and get a five-dollar footlong.
Anonymous Agent #1: What are you saying about me, son? You saying I like dick?
Anonymous Agent #2: (Confused) What? Nah, man, I'm just saying that Subway has a 12" sandwich for only $5.
Anonymous Agent #1: Fuck you, man. I don't take no shit. (pulls a nine)
Anonymous Agent #2: What the fuck, man?! Why you pullin' the gat?
Anonymous Agent #1: And this is for that "double-whopper" jive you were pulling of me last week, you punk bitch. (Shoots Anonymous Agent #2)
Anonymous Agent #2: (Crying) What the fuck, man? I was just trying to help, son...
Anonymous Agent #1: That's right, cry like the little bitch that you are...
Anonymous Agent #2: WHY SUBWAY?! WHY...?!
Conclusion: Subway ruins lives.
Thank you for your time.
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Punching someone with a roll of quarters in your fist.
That bum asked me for a quarter, so I gave him a ten dollar punch.
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•An item in The Binding of Isaac that provides the effect of changing the tear effect of your tears every room.
• Another term for a homosexual being. Originates from the saying, "Queer as a 3 Dollar Bill".
•"I picked up $3 Dollar Bill! I hope it gives me the Polyphemus effect on the boss!"
• You see that dude with the lipstick on? He's a $3 Dollar Bill if I've ever seen one.
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