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guys who you initially believe to be straight, but he turns out to be gay.
Every other guy Ashlee tried to date turned out to be a fail as a male.
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when you cant do something that most people can
crazy man: NO NOT MAH GMOD WHY IT BROK IT SES I IZ BANNED FOR NOT BEIN ABLE TO WELD
other guy: no it says your banned for being a fail at life
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Extreme fail, usually said after something you strongly disapprove of.
I was so pumped to go to the party on Saturday, but Heather wasn't even there. Fail whale!
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We all know Asian parents have extremely high standards. An Asian fail describes a result that is under 85%.
ASIAN MARKING SCHEME
Asian fail: under 85%
Asian pass: over 85%
Asian average: 90% or over
Asian alright: 95% or over (depending on subject)
Asian good: 100% (note: you still get a thrashing if you got 99%)
e.g.
John Citizen: How'd' you go on the Maths test?
Jack Chen: I Asian fail. My parents are going to kill me!!
John Citizen: ...what did you get?
Jack Chen: 84%
John Citizen: ... *glares*
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Describes the action of someone who is overweight doing something very stupid and embarrassing, such as falling down, dropping items, etc.
Matt: Dude, did you see Big Betty fall down the stairs yesterday?
Jim: Hell yeah, total Whale Fail.
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When someone attempts to be cool or do something for another person's entertainment and truly screws up their task into something that results in anger, uncontrollable laughter, or pity to the other person.
<Playing World of Warcraft>
-Guy 1- Dude I'm gonna try and fly all the way to the top of the map and remount before I hit the group, total hxc!
-Guy 2- It's not gonna work...
<Guy 1 falls for 30 sec straight and hits the ground dying on impact>
-Guy who was walking past the road and saw some random person spalt- Epic Fail! ROFL
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A fail so utterly complete that it, in essence, eclipses epic fail by a margin as great as, but not limited to, space and time as we know it.
O.J. Simpson getting away with murder=Eternal Fail
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