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(Noun) A low-ranking, white collar robot, usually a bureaucrat, whose existence is acknowledged only by the sound of his/her footsteps to/from their desk.
In the latest round of cutbacks, 300 office shoes beat a path to the welfare line.
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A specific type of shoe a man wears when they are deficient in height. A Berlusconi Shoe has specific characteristics such as having a higher than average heal and/or thick sole to pack in those vitally needed inches and is usually made out of polished leather. Named after the world famous Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi, a well known advocate and wearer of this type of shoe, standing at a mere 5' 4'' (1.65 m) his shoes together with crafty camera angles allowed him to look a little taller on television.
Frank: Wow Joe! Has Tony grown a couple of inches taller?
Joe: Nah, he just went down to the new shoe shop and bought himself some Berlusconi shoes.
Frank: Aaah makes sense Joe... damn those heals are thicc!
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Shoes with great unimaginable power, discovered many moons ago in the Cheshire Oaks designer outlet.
George has ultimate shoes.
His shoes are the ultimate.
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when someone's shoes are so worn to the point where they are actually leaning. this is most commonly seen in boots.
person 1: damn... have you seen her shoes?
person 2: no, why?
person 1: her shoes are leaning they're so old!
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residence of gay men and keeblers
"He's way gay, way keebler, like shoe house."
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a hand in poker consisting of 2 pair 3's and 2's
person1 i got a pair of aces
person 2: i win, i got socks and shoes
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A derogatory term for a woman of mexican or other hispanic descent, brought from the fact that cleaning women of such descent seem to stack pairs of shoe upon one another when they're finished cleaning.
Why the hell would I even want my shoes ontop of eachother?
Cameron: So I hired Maria to clean my house today, and she did a pretty good job. I don't know why you gave her such a bad review, man.
Devin: NO! !Dude, go look at where you usually put your shoes
Cameron: -looks- WHAT THE HELL?
Devin: SHE'S A FILTHY SHOE STACKER.
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