jelly fish

1. a animal that lives in the sea that has no heart and no brain but is still alive...weird.

2. what u call someone when they shock u

3. someone who is really really flexable

4. an evil person with no heart/ a really stupid person with no brain

Alice: gosh tc ure such a jelly fish

tc: i have a heart and a brain

alice: no i mean ure really flexable

tc: i am arent i??

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jelly kiss

A kiss given on the labia.

"I wanted to give her a jelly kiss."

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jelly bracelets

for the punk-ish or emo kidds they are most typically used to hide razor marks. the more bracelets the more coverage so people don't see what you don't want them to see.

Girl #1: why do you have so many jelly bracelets?

Girl #2: i had a rough night last night.

Girl #1: huh?

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jelly jabber

1. noun: penis
2. noun (pejorative): person displaying a mindless persistence reminiscent of the machine-like repetitive thrusts of a penis engaged in intercourse

1. How's your jelly-jabber?
2. Uh oh, there goes that jelly-jabber again...

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jelly monkey

jealous

"i'm feeling really jelly monkey of that hot smangin' you got last weekend from that girl annie. she's dime as fuck"

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jelly and day

Jelly and Day are a lesbian couple that share their every day lives on Youtube.

"In my free time, I enjoy watching Jelly and Day on Youtube."

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miso jelly

An admission of jealousy. "I'm so jealous". An adaptation of the phrase "miso horny", which is a mutation of the phrase "me so horny", which is a poorly translated version of the phrase "I'm so horny". But with jealousy instead of horn.

Miso jelly could also conceivably be a type of food, which facilitates humourous use of the phrase as a pun.

"OMG you got the latest iButtPlug, MISO JELLY"

"What's the matter baby? Can't finish your supersized bowl of miso jelly?"

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