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When your sex toy all go direct to the asshole like it’s magnetic!
Every sex toy seemed to find its way to my hole on it’s on like I had a fagnet magnet!
A vehicle that gets pulled over or ticked frequently, either because it's clapped out or modded to the point where a cop might question if the vehicle is still street legal or roadworthy
John: Dude Chad just bought a 3rd gen Cummins from Sarahs dad.
Anyone with more than half a brain cell: What a fucking idiot that things such a cop magnet
A vehicle that gets pulled over or ticked frequently, either because it's clapped out or modded to the point where a cop might question if the vehicle is still street legal or roadworthy
John: Dude Chad just bought a 3rd gen Cummins from Sarahs mom.
Anyone with more than half a brain cell: What a fucking idiot that things such a cop magnet
When your ass is attached to a piece of furniture or you are just sitting on your ass
I turned my ass magnet on and now I can’t get up
One who's face is so punch able that their very existence drives people crazy
"Mom, I got punched today." "Well, stop being such a knuckle magnet."
A guy who manages to pick up more skanks than the normal skank -meister.
John's really turned into a super conducting skank magnet. He took three skanks with him when he left the bar last night.
Caucasian, you know how there are no black shark attack victims.
Son, I ain't no racist but don't go in the water with him he's a shark magnet shark bait.