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Mason cooper is a fucking legend and he has a massive cock his hair is sexy as fuck just dont touch it or he’ll rip off your cock and shove it down your throat
Mason Cooper is pretty cool
Masons Aunt is the type of aunt who loves getting fucked by masons friends. She loves big cock in her mouth and cum on her fat tits. If your friend mason has an aunt, you’re one lucky guy.
No way mason u got an aunt?!?! Masons Aunt will love this dick.
Taking the day off work (when others have managed to make it in) as a result of an incredibly light dusting of snow on the ground. Made popular in the U.K. as a result of hysteria from ‘yellow’ warnings broadcast by the BBC.
Louis: “Where’s Gavin?”
Stuart: “He’s having a Mason Day”
Louis: “But it’s not snowing!?”
Stuart: “.....”
UR A SHORT FUCK! but not as short as a piersanti. unlike a piersanti catherine mason full sends
catherine mason is a toe
A place occupied by someone who isn’t worth a fuck and full of used condoms and beer cans
John’s place is a shit hole but is nothing compared to a Mason’s basement
Edwardo is very smart and can tell you that
4+4 is actually 9 because of some reason
HE has Tremor disorder And no it is not cancer
he has dark skin but he is not Asian
He is of Swedish decent
he likes earl grey tea
HE is a FREEMASON (never trust him)
He really likes lollie pops might give them to your family
HAHAH
root and tootin bastard-Edward Mason
Never trust a skinny cook-Edward mason
Cute little son of Kourtney Kardashian and Scott dissick
"Mason dissick is so cute"