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The metal chick is the only good companion for a metalhead. (In terms of the girls at least).
Shes the one the you can run around a city with screaming out slayer lyrics and making fun of Kesha and Lady Gaga with.
Metal chicks usually have on black clothes with the exception of jeans or Daisy Dukes (really short "short shorts")
Most of the time a metal chick will take the incentive to do something stupid and irresponsible before the metalhead.
The metal chick is the perfect example of power in the female population because they show that all women have to choice to stand up and shout to the world FUCK YOU! and then can sit back down and have a great day.
Metalhead: look, an emo in a kesha shirt.
Metal Chick: *runs up to the girl* KESHA FUCKING SUCKS!! STUPID BITCH!!!
*Kesha girl runs away scared as hell*
*roughly 10 seconds later* Metalhead & Chick: THE BEAUTY OF DEATH WE ALL ADORE!!!!
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Heavy metal music characterized by themes such as being tough and powerful, drinking beer, partying with your friends, talking back to your boss/parents, fighting, and bouncing back after a bad experience/breakup because of the strength you derive from your tight knit circle of male friends. Similar to metalcore, but listeners are more likely to be dressed more casually in cargo pants and flip-flops, while metalcore listeners favor tight jeans and skater branded t-shirts. Usually enjoyed in festival settings where 10 or more bands play outside. Representative groups include Devil Driver, Hatebreed, As I Lay Dying, As Blood Runs Black, Six Feet Under, Five Finger Death Punch, Norma Jean, All That Remains, Asking Alexandria and others.
"Yo man, are you listening to Devil Driver again?"
"Yeah, I dig this new groove."
"Yeah, it's dope. I can't wait to fuck shit up in the pit at their show!"
"Yo man, are you listening to Devil Driver again? Why you like that bro-metal?"
"Yeah, I dig this new groove."
"Yeah, it's dope I guess. I can't wait to fuck shit up in the pit at their show!"
bro metal festival dope groove mosh pit heavy metal devil driver
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ooh d00dz it is teh hebby-ist form of moozic know n to man and it consists of power chords deadly guitar solos and a drummer and a constipated demon-possessed sounding guy who can grunt like cookie-monster on the toilet and spew forth retarded lyrics from the depth of his fowl smelling bowels~
hebby metal eroticizes my butthole and makes my anal-sphincter tighten until I spooge forth in my pants and cop a totally gnarly headrush that ends in a gooey sensation right thar in my pants
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This is similar to the term ' Metal Dan', Except it is performed using the Lord of the Rings Two towers Book ( hard back copy ) , Every page should be used to be performed correctly.
See Metal Dan
You just got metal Ian'd' 'I wouldn't like to be metal Ian'd, it takes hours
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Authoritarian cocksuckers who hate all metal outside of Slayer, Pantera, and those shitty generic thrash metal bands from the 80s. Claim to be fighting against "corporate metal" but in reality just attack anything they deem to be shit, regardless of whether it is corporate or not. Gathering places include Metal Archives and YouTube comments on metal videos. They also claim there is such a thing as "real metal" when in reality musical taste is entirely subjective, and there is no right or wrong in terms of liking music or disliking it.
Metal Elitist: fuk this ghey corporate slam deathcore tech death sheiit all day do iz just strum dey loware strings dey hole time n shred
Me: Well last time I checked Slayer or Pantera didn't make any particular use of the higher strings except for solos.
Metal Elitist: fuk u u ghey queer u dount no sheiit about the real metls u mind iz possessed bi ten corporations u fukin slave
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Thrashy heavy metal music as performed by Manowar and their ilk. Normally typified as brash, loud, fast and glorious. Lots of references to Vikings, battle and dragons. Also known as glory metal, and is the opposite of false metal.
"Brothers of True Metal proud and standing tall!"
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A Metal Head is a fan of metal music. Just remember music comes from the saul, not the How To Be Cool section of the paper.
WARNING: DO NOT INSULT ANY TRUE METAL BAND NEAR A METAL HEAD! THIS WILL RESULT IN YOUR BEING RIPPED TO SHREDS, ESPECIALLY IF THERE ARE MORE THAN ONE OF THEM AROUND!
Teenage Preppy MTV Sellout 1: Hey! Look at the MetalHead! he's different from us! Let's go make fun of him!
Teenage Preppy MTV Sellout 2: Yeah!!!
Metal head: GWAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!(making devil horns with his hands)
Both Teenage Preppy MTV Sellouts: AIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!(Running like little girls and shitting themselves)
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