Here's Part 5 of my 5178 character essay on how amazing NJ is. Go to my profile for previous. And you know what we made? CAMPBELLS'. FUCKING. SOUP. CAMPBELLS IS ARGUABLY THE BEST SOUP COMPANY IN THE ENTIRE NATION AND YOU KNOW THAT. We also have Wawas but I'm not sure if they're actually FROM NJ they might be a Pennsylvania or Connecticut thing. I'll go look it up. Yeah they're from PA but still we have a lot of wawas while you californians don't. And yes, we're the most dense. We're also in the top half of populous states (I think). If you live here you can go out to New York with your friends for your occasional good time. (However, the traffic on the turnpike can get big. Also always remember to take the HOLLAND tunnel. Lincoln tunnel sucks and it's irrelevant.) Despite having to pay a ridiculous toll fee, it's worth it. We've got one of the most dense cities in the US (Jersey City). Go to my profile for the last part part 6 it's up because i posted them all in the same 10 mins (i wrote the entire essay at once but then realized i couldn't post it so broke it up into parts after)
that's the end of New Jersey - Part 5
Similar to a Full-Time Banga, they clock in to bang like it’s their job, however they are slightly more respectable in that they often take time off. Will probably bang once or twice a month as opposed to a full-timer would typically bang once a week or more.
Hey! Don’t call me a whore I’m only a Part-time Banga!
Pop part a fabulous girl she love for kids to play with her she is one cute person kind person kids fight over her name she is awesome 😎
Further on, Jerry has been banned from discord due to not having the age to be in it according to his country laws, and Ejm shadow has replaced his charge temporarily, the game got brand new admins in training, such as Nicholas, Astric, Medh, and a few more. At the start everything was fine with them, but further on, some other admins from the first generation started getting **way** more strict within the rules. We could not say a single word and that would be warn worthy. And the new admins (excluding Medh) would just give you nonsense excuses in order to keep someone banned, or not do their work properly. Most likely the staff was power thirsty, and would get offended/mad over inoffensive jokes, such as "ok and" + "your mom", which even leaded to the delition of an emoji in particular which would most likely go along with both of those sentences regularly. And this is where the community was not the same anymore, with people getting banned over jokes, warned because of images that were not even considered memes in general, and overall stuff that were not bad enough in order to give the user a punishment. But, after some time, JerryCookies decided to make a brand new recreation of Utmv, called Utpr (standing for Undertale - Paralel Realities.), which would be ran by Jerry' himself, but we've met a "terrible fate".
Continue in UTMV (Generation 3)
Person 3: Ah, UTMV miss the memories...
Person 4: It's the past now, everything good comes to an end. Let's go back inside it's about to rain.
UTMV (Generation 2) Part 2
A person whom does not attend full time occupations
Part-time Pogson
“Where’s part time Pogson? Oh, he’s not in!”
The main source of value or importance in something being considered. The Pareto principle is that 80% of the effects come from 20% of the causes, sometimes shortened as "the 80/20 rule"
YOU: This yard is full of weeds. It'll take us two days to clear them out.
ME: Let's just do the Pareto part surrounding the walkway: that should only take 4 hours and 48 minutes.
This is part 2 and maybe there might be a part 3!
Ste Hill and Dave Parky both say they’re hard as fuck! When really as soft as a care bear, I’ve heard from the bus industry they like to pretend they’re unicorn’s on a weekend and like running round their living rooms naked! They have a friend called “monotone Eddie” who comes round to play with their unicorns and do a-bit of the good old rimming while playing with their unicorns 😂 whatever that means!!
This is also known as a three-way between three best friends as they like to call it! Stay away from these two individuals - they’ll do nothing but steal and speak to you like shit!
They’ll ask you to be your friend and get your number but on the other hand they’ll sign you up to everything known to man… they like wasting NHS money & resources to have a laugh!
Ste Hill also owns a BMW - so we all know he has a membership to the no indicators wankers club. Can be found in most McDonald’s drive-thru getting his Big Mac Wanker in Heywood.
Ste Hill liked it when Dave Parky sent him a card through the post and claiming it was somebody else - I don’t think his other half liked a fat gay man on the card.
Ste Hill also now likes to drive big black lorries about round the country picking up lady friends off the side of the road for a £10 sucky sucky while his nurse wife is helping through the covid pandemic.
Hey Ste hill part 2 did you like your card pal?