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lather each other (you and your partner) up in mayonnaise and spank each other while engaging in amazing sex
Person 1: Hey, I wanna try something new today..
Person 2: What did you have in mind??
Person 1: I wanted to try Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise today..
Person 2: I'll get the mayonnaise!
When you’re jamming with your mates and create a number one selling single about getting your dick stuck in a jar
“I got my dick in a jar, while I’m driving my car, and I couldn’t go far because my dicks in the jar”
A saying that signifies absolute disbelief
Well Stick My dick in a Pickle Jar and call it Kevin, that's crazy.
N, An invisible ciggarette used to soothe the body and mind. Can be found in, under and around anything. CAUTION: Too many may cause slight retardation.
Note: Jarred Lights cannot be found inside any IKEA on planet earth. Its just not going to happen, sorry...
"So I was at this cool party, and this chick pulled a Jarred Light from her pants, and gave it to me. It was the gateway to my new found love for smoking."
A Jar in a house of which you insert cookies into to eat later, like a storage for cookies.
a jar for cookie is a jar which containscookies
When a human says something a douchbag would
‘I love lifting the max at the gym’
‘Jar! Put money in the douchbag jar!’
A short bus. A shortened school bus for special needs children.
Check out all them reerees cramming into that tard jar. What kind of shitty field trip could they be going on?