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A wade of toilet paper used to keep your penis off of the toilet seat.
"I had to use a nasty toilet to take a shit and didn't want my penis in the water or resting on the seat; so I gave my dick a Penis Pillow."
Not to be mistaken with a sausage sofa, which refers to both testicle. A penis pillow is when your penis is resting on one testicle.
My dick almost fell of its penis pillow.
A derogatory term for a person missing both legs, usually that were amputated above the knee. It is referring to their remaining legs' shape and resemblance to pillows, with legs often taking rectangular shapes on the edges/corners of the "stump." This effect is more obvious when the pillow-legged person is not wearing prosthetic legs.
My grandfather has "pillow legs." He lost them in an accident.
Pillow Legs is coming over to watch the game. ,
4 of more pillows creating a person like form to comfort the lonely
Lisa’s boyfriend left so she made a pillow puddle to pretend he’s still with her
The delusional state of someone imagining very unlikely theories in order to cope with a real or very likely situation. Like lying down on a pillow, ignoring reality, and just daydreaming.
Those pillow pilled losers are still making up new predictions about what they can only wish to happen.
When your significant other starts airing all of the dirty laundry in bed right after they grab your attention through sexual relations. Typically seen in emotionally unstable relationships.
Sallys needy as fuck and is always inquiring about petty stuff in my life like who the women in my office are. The other day after we fucked she threw on a powdered wig and took me to pillow court. She starting asking me why I dont't respond to all of texts. I told her I haden't prepared my dissertation yet and that the jury was not present. I promptly got up and washed my dick off and continued on my with my day.
A pillow someone may use for cuddling or sexual purposes; the pillow simulates the sensation of spooning with a fluffy partner that will always satisfy your emotional and sexual needs without having to find a real person or spending money on a blow up doll.
"Are you sleeping in Jesse's room tonight?"
"Yes."
"Omg make sure you don't lay your head on his jig-it pillow, don't even want to think about what he's done with that thing..."