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Second Romans

The Second Romans is a secretive christian sect that believes that rule from Rome of the historic territory of Isreal is a necessary and sufficient condition to initiate the second coming of the Messiah. Their secret greeting is the phrase "return the sausages" combining a reference to delicious italian porcine foodstuffs such as pancetta, prosciutto and in particular salami with a reference to the avoidance of pig-based products by those of the predominant faiths in modern-day Israel.

When Sir Keir Starmer said "return the sausages" at the 2024 labour party conference, most people thought it was a slip of the tongue. However, when you study his delivery and alleged correction a moment later, you realise that he was sending a message of solidarity to the Second Romans.

by gav-wan September 27, 2024


Toasted Roman Sandwich

The crude act of excreting hot faecal matter freshly squeezed out of the balloon knot of a Roman gypsy or equivalent, then placing the faeces between the breasts of a willing participant, then pushing the breasts together thus harnessing the power of a Toasted Roman Sandwich (aka TRS)

John: Hey bra I just smashed out a Toasted Roman Sandwich

Frank: Whooaaa, a TRS??, how did it go mang?

John: Messy holmes!

Frank: Nioce

by balloonknotjohn June 16, 2012


Greco-Roman Wrestling

Throw his ass.. In greco-roman wrestling there is a lot of throws.

Person 1: Did you see that Greco-Roman Wrestler throw that kid for 5 points? It was so cool.

Person 2: Throw his ass..
Greco-Roman Wrestling

by IowanCorn2352 December 11, 2023


Virgin Roman

When a gay male decided to battle in his first sword fight and loses and thus has to be the bottom...

GH1: Hey you my Grindr hook-up?
GH2: yeah let’s Roman
GH1: okay cool it’s my first Roman
GH2: prepare to be virgin Roman then...

by Gaybitch97 November 9, 2020


Roman 30

Slang for porn or a porno, cause in Roman Numerals, 30 is said as XXX which usually refers to porn.

I'd love to make a Roman 30 with you!

Let's watch some Roman 30 together!

by golfcartgangster June 23, 2019


Manic Romanic

Toxic love that’s kind of a vibe. Like you secretly want it cause deep down you’re a masochist/sadist.

They went on a road trip through mexico two weeks after meeting...it was very manic romanic.

by Mahalien May 22, 2021


roman cortina

Better than all Sydneys

The roman cortina is awesome he is better than Sydney

by Dndnwndnjsnfiej January 29, 2018