Shoe-Z

Shoe-Z Shoo zee - verb 1. To take alcohol (predominantly beer) or other liquid into the mouth and swallow it, on the condition it has been poured from a shoe; or: a) an external covering for the human foot, usually of leather and consisting of a more or less stiff or heavy sole and a lighter upper part ending a short distance above, at, or below the ankle. b) a shoe or slipper fastened to the foot chiefly by a strip of leather of other material passing between the first and second toes and often attaching to another strip of material, as a strap across the instep or around the ankle.

"Would you like to join me after work at the local nightspot for a shoe-z or two?"

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thrown the shoe

The act of throwing a projectile, traditionally a shoe but inclusive of bailout bills, multiple wars and presidencies, at prominent political figures.

President Bush: I've been thrown the shoe.
Reporter: What does that mean?
Bush: "Get out of Iraq and into Detroit."

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church shoes

Dress shoes that are usually made of leather that are warn to a formal event.

Sidney wore his church shoes to Church.

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Jizz Shoe

When one finishes the act of sex where it be with a women or solo and the product lands on the ground and they either refuse to clean it up or just don't care one will put a shoe over the stain until it dries up. Thus the Jizz Shoe.

My room mate totally almost caught me in the act the other day when he barged in, luckily I had my Jizz shoe nearby to cover it up.

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office shoe

(Noun) A low-ranking, white collar robot, usually a bureaucrat, whose existence is acknowledged only by the sound of his/her footsteps to/from their desk.

In the latest round of cutbacks, 300 office shoes beat a path to the welfare line.

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Shoe Stacker

A derogatory term for a woman of mexican or other hispanic descent, brought from the fact that cleaning women of such descent seem to stack pairs of shoe upon one another when they're finished cleaning.

Why the hell would I even want my shoes ontop of eachother?

Cameron: So I hired Maria to clean my house today, and she did a pretty good job. I don't know why you gave her such a bad review, man.
Devin: NO! !Dude, go look at where you usually put your shoes
Cameron: -looks- WHAT THE HELL?
Devin: SHE'S A FILTHY SHOE STACKER.

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socks and shoes

a hand in poker consisting of 2 pair 3's and 2's

person1 i got a pair of aces

person 2: i win, i got socks and shoes

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