A cool guy who loves an audience, likes lots of people around him and likes the lady's,A Simon can be very persistent even possessive to the point of smothering, Simon is a hurt sole who covers his pain with comedy, Simon can not be alone as his thoughts will fester negative .Simon is a caring character that people often turn to with personal problems because he listens and finds solutions. Simon can snap and always hurts the ones closest too him, Simon is a spiritual man who has never grown up.
Do what this cunt says, or else...
I'm a Simon, I told you, okay? Fuck's sake...
Not yes, or no, in the middle, like diagonal
I don’t know... this food is pretty Simon to me.
He's a little weasel who's cool and fun and he is secretly a five nights at Freddy's character!
You need a Simon as a best friend
He loved asses so much that he became one. He isn't very faithful. The typical fuckboy. But he's kinda intelligent and good-looking.
" he didn't realise that one girl is enough, he's such a simon"
Tall white guy, teacher’s pet, specifically in english. Will probably claim to have broken up with a girl but we all know it was the other way around. Also an amazing friend.
Your such a good friend but damn you are a Simon too.
A squid, Someone who follows little girls around trying to get a date.
Person 1: "Omg you are such a Simon"
Person 2: "Ok, I admit I like little girls