A contraction of the phrases "Social Butterfly" and "Barfly"
Definition: A drunken attention whore.
That girl over there is such a Social ButterBarFly
Someone so invested in fiting in with society that they take everything about themselves and others for granted and will do anything to be accepted by society and ignore real world problems.
“John stopped talking to his friends to hangout with his rich boss in an attempt to get a raise by kissing his ass. What a social bitch”
Someone who is addicted to social life
Eg social media
Pierre is a social junkie he's always updating his insta stories
(Addict)
A phenomenon driven by COVID-19 and the direction for social distancing. Social instancing is the brief contact made due to the desire to be close to someone at least for an instant due to the lack of human contact from shelter in place.
Patrick: Where's Paige?
Cara: I think she is out for a walk. She has been cooped up inside for so long, I think she needed to get out for some social instancing to be close to a few folks she has not seen for the past 3 weeks.
Patrick: I sure hope she is not doing that and she is COVIDgilent on her walk such that she wins the COVID-19 chicken all day. She's also got to watch out for that rando pedo neighbor, as he is celebrating No Pants Month.
A fart within a social setting, producing a comical sound and laughter amongst the group, whilst not offending said groups nasal passages.
Guy 1: " Damn, did you just hear Bill's fart?!"
Guy 2: "Yeah it was awesome. I can't believe it didn't stink as well."
Guy 1: "Yeah I know, it was a real social fart!"
1.) Jerking off to the slutty pictures that your hottest friends have posted on their social networking profiles.
2.) Jerking off to the slutty pictures that a total stranger has posted on their social networking profile.
1.) I did a bit of social netjerking this morning while looking at your girlfriend's facebook page. Man she posts some slutty pictures!
2.) The girl who works at Wawa is pretty hot... there might be some social netjerking in our future if I can figure out her last name!
n. A person who rages only in social situations. Examples include punching a hole in the wall at a party for no apparent reason, punching through a window at a crowded bar after only a slight provocation, and other random acts of rage meant to be seen and talked about by many people.
"Did you hear that John punched out a window at the bar last night?"
"That's wild. John is totally chill."
"Yeah, maybe John is a Social Rager."