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When an event is so epic and filled with badassery that the great mutant Wolverine would consider it worthy of approval, it gets The Wolverine Stamp of Approval.
Guy: He just drove a car off of a roof into a burning building. Did he earn The Wolverine Stamp of Approval?
Wolverine: …
Guy: Well, he was also shooting terrorists at the time.
Wolverine: …
Guy: …
Wolverine: *Nod*
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When you take your weiner and slap it on a girls a**.
"I gave Jessey a Mushroom Stamp to let her know who's boss!"
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The act of accidentally pressing your butt orifice against your partner's lower back or other random body part.
My girlfriend was sitting between my legs in the bath tub, she moved forward so that i could lie back to wet my hair. My ass then slid forward and I gave her the chocolate star stamp on her lower back. True story.
Large tattoo across a woman's lower stomach area that will likely stretch out during pregnancy.
My girlfriend came home last night with a Hood Rat Stamp Tattoo on her Stomach that said "Mi Vida Bella" so I promptly dumped her ass!
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A culture that is increasingly defined by the prevalence of tattoos, especially on young women.
"It is amazing to see that we went from a Victorian, prudish culture to a Tramp Stamp Nation in just over 100 years."
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The act of forcing someone to kneel down (have them stand if they are much shorter than you), then removing all your clothes, and getting to a good distance. Once you have achieved the desired distance, you then run and jump, swinging your hips causing the head of your penis to slap them in the face, leaving a bright red imprint shaped like a mushroom.
Please exercise extreme caution when performing the Flying Mushroom Stamp. Serious injury may (and often will) occur.
I performed the Flying Mushroom Stamp on that bitch, dawg!
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It’s a well-known fact that many families receiving Food Stamps eat like millionaires. While most of the population gets by on fatty ground beef and frozen dinners, Food Stampers feast on Filet Mignon, New York Strip, lobster tails and crab legs. If eating like this still isn’t enough to spend their entire monthly food handout, they then resort to throwing parties and cookouts just to use up the stamps. Of course, the concept of not spending every dime of their government handout, stocking up on non-perishables, or donating some of the excess food to a charitable organization is out of the question.
“Awesome! I just got invited to C’s cookout again! Last time I went, I had a couple Food Stamp Filets at her house, then she gave me four more to take home!”
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