Jessey

Jesseys are concerned with being serious and being more serious. A Jessey wouldn't be caught dead wearing skinny jeans, or a silly look on his face. Jesseys are multifaceted men with skills ranging from beekeeping to beard maintenance.

-"I need someone to build me a barn real quick."
-"Call Jessey."

- "What is Jessey up to these days?"

- "Honing his bear taming skills."

- "How Jessey of him."

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Jessey

One of the coolest guys you will ever get the chance to meet. Has really pretty green eyes and an awesome laugh. Complete pothead but its cool cause he is really funny. When he falls for a girl he falls pretty hard. He is very hardworking and he can cheer up any bad day you have. My best friend:)

(girl 1) whats up with Jessey? he's acting weird.
(girl 2) i think he fell in love again.
(girl 1) ooohhh

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jessey

When you light your dick on fire during sexual intercourse.

"A jessey was the cause of this mattress fire"

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The Jessey

The act of being gay and a zombie who pukes all the time and will come to your house when you say Penis.

OmG Dude you got The Jessey std.

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Jessey Moreau

An amazingly good looking, sexually abusing, orgasmicly talented at seducing womenly Male, who is very sexually active, carries loads of STI's, has a very large Male tool for having sexual intercoarse (penis), and can knock out any women during sex with simply pleasing them. (he is that good...)

-Orangatang (search google images)
- Jessey Moreau is what cause this black women to become unconcious, maybe it was his astonishing looks, his sexual abuse, his activeness in sex, his loads of different STI's, and his very large penis.

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