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A sex related thing. When a guy takes a piece of bubble mint gum chews it a bit, cums(ejaculates) on it, and gives to the woman to chew. Or as a prank.
"I was so freaked last night, he gave me a BubbleMint surprise!" exclaimed Janet to her friends.
Due to the fact that John stole Bobs cookie, Bob put a little BubbleMint Surprise in Johns gum.
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When two guys are double penetrating a girls vagina the guy who is doing her doggy style slips out and sticks it in her ass. But you have to have a camera to see her face.
Her face is so funny when she gets the birthday surprise.
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The act of pissing inside a girls pussy while your still inside her.
Tony- "Oh my god i gave this girl the worst yellow surprise, i was drinking coors light all day."
Bob- "Dude same, my girlfriend flipped shit."
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The accidental act of giving a woman oral sex, unknowingly right after your friend just fucked and came inside of her
Brandon I can't believe you gave justin a sweet surprise last night. That's hilarious!
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the act of farting on someone's stomach while they are engaging in sexual acts from behind you.
"that bitch gave me the subway surprise last night"
"I have an oily stool similar to that of pizza grease in my belly button from that subway surprise"
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When you find a dick in your popcorn that serves as a self serving butter dispenser.
It's every lesbians fantasy to get a popcorn surprise!
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When your ex-girlfriend wakes you up in the morning dressed as a ninja, afterwards she steals your morning paper. Actually no one knows why, she can't read anyway.
E: Dude, i got a japanese surprise this morning.
A: I hope she didn't wore a headband with the word ninja printed on it?
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