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when a man is sitting down on a couch and he farts but it doesnt go behind him it goes to the front and warms his balls like its wearing a freshly knit sweater
Steve: Man i just got a freshly knit sweater
Joe: Thank god its winter
The sweat you got from a sweater in the heat.
Guy 1: It’s fucking hot in here dude.
Guy 2: Well take off your sweater you shitbag!
Guy 1: Dude, I got sweater sweat!
Guy 2: Nice.
A sweater that has been used as a cum rag then word
I wore my Bosnian sweater to school yesterday
When you shave your pubes before sex and you leave the clippings in the sink. When you're done having sex you pull out and bust all over her tits and stomach. When she asks for a towel you go to the bathroom and grab a handful of pubes and come back and throw them on her and yell now that's a yeti Sweater.
Last night I totally gave my girl a yeti sweater and she jumped up and walked to the bathroom hunched over arms swinging.
Icelandic Sweater, also known as Lopapeysa.
The popular sweater is made from the wool of Icelandic sheep. *The patterns of the sweater originated from the Greenlandic women’s traditional costume (Kalaallisuut); Annichen Sibbern from Norway got the inspiration from a newspaper picture of Mona Mårtensson wearing the Greenlandic traditional costume. Harpa Hreinsdóttir from Iceland took the inspiration to create the now known Icelandic sweater and named it Lopapeysa.*
“Your outfit is so cute Julie! What a beautiful pattern u got, where’s it from?”
“Thanks Dave, my friend’s mom made it for me! She told me about the history of how and where Icelandic people got the inspiration from, and it turned out that the patterns were inspired by the beautiful Greenlandic costume that Kalaallit women wear!”
“That’s interesting, why have I never heard of that?! The Greenlandic traditional costumes and the Icelandic sweater both look great!”
A pair of knockeroonies. Breasts so magnificently substantial that they are even highly noticeable in a thick sweater.
I cannot take my eyes off of Yvette's sweater meat.
That bank teller caught me staring at her sweater meat.
Breasts, particularly big or glorious ones, especially in a sweater.
While bowling, I told Tom, wow look at the sweater meat on that bimbo. They bounce while she stands still. I’m putting lead in my pencil with no one to write to.