the process of ripping out the girls tampon while she is asleep and put glue on it and shove it back into her vagina and put glue on it and stick it back in
i gave carla a tainted tampon last night
1. The accumulation of sweat, dead skin, pubic hair, feces and urine that collects in the area between the genitalia and the anus.
2. A disgusting person.
3. A person that behaves in slimy and questionable ways.
That guy slept with his girlfriend's mother, what taint scum.
Sweaty and smeely mushroom (penis head)
Go wash up you have a taint dome
when a man is about to climax, he pushes his taint to stop the flow from getting all over the place.
Steve did the taint move so he didn't bust all over his dad's playboy mag
Where the stripper Spins on the Dance Pole and diarrhea sprays in the faces of the audience!
This happened for real google it
I got a mouth full of her shit when the Stripper Tainted buffet the audience.
A taint tingle is when you look at a picture of something or see something so painful it makes your taint (area between your balls or pussy and your asshole) tense up for a few seconds.
Leroy: looks like Jethro got a fishing hook caught up in his big old fat man tits! Here's a picture!
Billy Bob: lemme see!
Leroy: shows Billy Bob the picture...
Billy Bob: Holy Shit, that makes my stomach hurt and my taint tingle!
The residue located on your gooch or area between genitals and ass hole when you poop and it is explosive.
I had to use extra toilet paper when i shit today because i had lots of taint sparkles