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A modality by which corporations can make marketing claims of providing assistance without actually having to provide any.
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): Hi, my name is Tech Support Person J. (10337). How may I help you?
> Customer: hi
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): Hello.
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): Before we begin, I need to ask a few questions that will help me assist you better.
> Customer: if i give you a serial number, can you tell me 1)who it was sold
> to
> originally and/or 2)the history of the product?
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): Can I have your name please?
> Customer: Customer
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): Thank you Customer.
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): May I have the model and version of your device?
> Customer: model wpg54g
> Customer: it has no version info
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): How about your phone number with the area code?
> Customer: 305-xxx-xxxx
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): Thank you for giving all these information.
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): What is the problem you are experiencing with your
> XYZ Company product?
> Customer: did you read my first question?
> Customer: all i want to know is if i give you a model and serial number,
> can
> XYZ Company tell me who originally bought the product?
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): Okay.
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): Customer I'm sorry but I can't.
> Customer: who can?
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): Customer where did you get router?
> Customer: i am looking to buy it -
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): I see.
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): I suggest you buy it in Retail Company.
> Customer: i am looking to XYZ Company for a simple answer: can ANYONE in
> XYZ Company
> tell me who FIRST purchased a product - if i provide model and serial
> number
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): Okay.
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): The customer.
> Customer: what does "the customer" mean?
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): I see.
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): The retailers ordered the product from XYZ Company and
> the consumer purchased it from the feratilers.
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): Retailers I mean.
> Customer: lets try this again: WHO DID XYZ Company SELL THE PRODUCT TO
> "INITIALLY"?
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): XYZ Company is the manufacturer.
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): And the retailers are the distributors.
> Customer: can i speak with a supervisor that may be able to understand this
> simple question?
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): XYZ Company sell there products to the retailers.
> Customer: again, can i speak with a supervisor
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): I'm sorry for that.
> Customer: again, can i speak with a supervisor
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): Okay.
> Customer: again, can i speak with a supervisor
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): I'm sorry but there is no supervisor available at here
> Customer: what? do you work alone, and un-supervised?
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): Yes, I can answer that question. What is your phone number and I can help you.
> Customer: i already gave you my phone number. all i want to know is to whom did XYZ Company sell a product to
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): Okay. Yes, XYZ Company sells products.
> Customer: now, to WHOM - to what person - to what company - did XYZ Company sell one particular product to?
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): You can buy one product at Retail Company.
> Customer: is Retail Company the only company XYZ Company sells products to?
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): I see. When you buy a XYZ Company its the Retail Company.
> Customer: great, another waste of time tech support ordeal via india.
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A manure farm in southwest Virginia with students roaming the fields, but they are hard to spot due to the high quantity of camouflage. Among the depressing, grey, lifeless buildings, students find their sole source of happiness in eating fresh, organic farm waste. No national title - they couldn't get into UVA cuz they can't spell it - SAD!!
Therapist: What brings you in today?
Virginia Tech student: Well it all started when I was accepted to both UVA and Virginia Tech...
Therapist: Yes, go on.
Virginia Tech student: ...and I chose Tech
Therapist: Oh I see
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A guy who has no style of his own, most likely a frat guy who wears clothing typically worn by older men. Including Sperry's, fishing shirts, lobster pants, mid-thigh length shorts in pastel colors, sunglasses straps,and a bootlace cowboy tie (usually all combined into one outfit)
I saw this tech daddy at the bar last night, he looked like a damn fool. He reminded me of my blind grandfather.
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Short for 'technical loser'. What actors and non-theater types call those who do setbuilding, lighting design, and audio mixing for shows. Possibly the most exciting and challenging job.
Tech losers are better than band fags.
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when an item is both decrepid and fashionable but considered good in an urban culture, can be used as a synonym to the word cool.
"yeh blood that boom box is propper ghetto tech like your sister what is propper peng, roll up on that, skeet skeet bareback two weeks blood"
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Georgia Tech is the same thing as Virginia Tech only without boomcat, great college football, gorgous weather, or ridiculous parties.
You go into Georgia Tech with good grades and a dream, and you leave with a fat wife, black lungs, and an maybe a beat ass engineering degree.
Joe: I wanted to breathe smog and hit on fat asian chicks, so I went to Georgia Tech.
Marcus: Sucks for you man
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Ironically, "Shizzle" trailers arent't allowed in most of Blacksburg...
I think the shizzle is pissed cuz he didnt make it in to Tech
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