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Hair Cancer

Puting hair removal cream into a unsuspecting victims hair conditioner.

Roommate 1: dude i just lost half my hair in the shower it was coming out in clumps ... i think something's wrong with me!
Roommate 2: Dude you need to go to the hospital .. I think you have Hair Cancer!

by Parrotmeat January 13, 2019


internett cancer

internett cancer is when you for an example watch something so bad u feel u get cancer

damn i saw a video of mattybraps he sings so bad it gave me internett cancer

by PsychoZ February 8, 2017


Aries+Cancer

Cancer & Aries is the best duo ever like the least problematic, They are just meant to be besties and they slay all day. They rarley ever fight and care about eachothers feelings. If u hurt one of them the other one will put u in ur place .

Person 1: whats ur sign
Person2: Aries, what are you?
Person1: omgg im a cancer
Person 1 and person 2: omggg were besties now
Random: is that a Aries+Cancer together?

by Jamierose725 January 14, 2023


physical cancer

physical cancer is something that occurs when you become a furry

"man that furry is physical cancer"

by dog fricker May 13, 2015


Contact Cancer

Essentially the same thing as contact high, except you are absorbing cancer rather than THC.

Bebel was shitposting so hard, it gave me contact cancer.

by Vintoriak September 14, 2016


Bread cancer

Bread cancer. Save the bread. The severity of women losing their bread.

Person 1: "My mother has bread cancer."
Person 2: "I'm so sorry for your loss."
Person 1: "This explains why I haven't ever had bread."

by Reed :) March 30, 2022


Breast Cancer

(n.) In the 10-cup, "Beirut" variation of Beer Pong, the Breast Cancer is a re-rack called at 5 cups in which the 6-cup rack of Tits is formed, but without one of the tips of one of the triangles. Terrible in name, given the implication of a mastectomy.

I'm feeling particularly depraved, Kyle... Let's get Breast Cancer

by TheLoudestFan April 22, 2009

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