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John Paxton

Badass U.S. Air Force Pararescueman. Fictional Pararescue Jumper (PJ) that is the main character in the action/adventure thriller series written by Robert Capko. Trained to kill and save lives.

He went all "John Paxton" on his ass.

by whitewater rafter January 24, 2012


John Yakuza

His name is not the "Dame da ne guy" his name is Yakuza from Yakuza the zero

Hey dude, is there a street tier character who beats John wick?

John Yakuza

by Ben_Dover327 April 22, 2023


The Matty John

The act of shitting your underwear then taking them off and putting them in your cousins trash can. While smearing the poop on the trash can lid as you put them in. Then pretending you don’t know where they are.

I got so drunk last night I had to pull the matty john.

by Mattyjohnscousin March 26, 2022


John Michael

The sweetest, awesomest and most caring guy you'll ever meet. He never hesitates to tell you that you're beautiful, or to compliment you in any way. John Michael is always honest, and is the best listener. He has beautiful eyes and the cutest freckles. He's also the most attractive guy ever. I'm so lucky to have such an amazing best friend.

John Michaels make the best boyfriends.

by Habr December 14, 2013

335πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž


John Boehner

The current minority leader of the US House of Representatives. AKA Mr. No. Any concept promoted by the opposition party, regardless of potential merit, is consistently deemed by Boehner as a non-starter. Regardless of the initiative, Boehner's alternate solution is always "tax cut". His apparent contributions regarding any useful initiatives within government are obscure or non-existent to date. Unless taking up space, breathing, and saying "no" qualify as a useful contributions...he may be at least holding his own.

Hey John Boehner!!!! That poor bastard next to you is choking to death! Can't you give him some help! Sure! I'll give him a tax cut!

by Ishke February 19, 2009

858πŸ‘ 98πŸ‘Ž


John Frusciante

An incredible guitarist and amazing human being, John Frusciante worked with the Red Hot Chili Peppers on five of their studio albums since the death of guitarist Hillel Slovak in 1988. He has the greatest skill of any guitar player today and has great backing vocals. He cares deeply for the music, and doesn't like the fame or excessive paychecks, hence, he doesn't tour or promote his solo albums.

Who is that guitarist for the Red Hot Chili Peppers who looks like Jesus?

It's John Frusciante, the greatest alternative rock guitarist ever, and also just one of the best musicians of all time.

by FACE JINHURTONS August 18, 2010

150πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


John Edwards

A US Senator who ran for president.

He gets $400 haircuts and is a multimillionaire.

He says he wants to help unite the "Two Americas."

He had an affair, even though his wife was dying from Cancer. He has repeatedly denied the accusations, but he has finally admitted ot.

John Edwards, the definitive Bad Senator.

by 7654678 August 8, 2008

108πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž