When a guy blows his load in a woman's vagina, doesn't wipe himself off, and then about 15 minutes later, when their mixed fluids have dried on his penis, forming a slight crust, he puts his now "crusty loaf" in her mouth.
15 minutes after they finished fucking, he fed her a crusty loaf.
An absolute Melon. A bit gay tbh. For some reason paints her nails black but nothin wrong as a whole. Solid 2/10
She’s a soph a loaf
A silly looking harness designed for carrying a small child next to a persons chest.
The breeder walked into the coffee shop wearing loaf harness carrying a drooling infant.
Something you call someone when you're mad.
"Zac stop being such a loaf munch."
(1) A term used for a menstruating vagina that sports roast beef curtains
(2) A person who says stupid shit at stupid times
(3) The nasty ring around a bathtub after it drains following a long body soak.
(1) Dude did you go down on that chick who took a shitpiss behind wah wahs yesterday?
Nah brah, rounded third base and came face to face with her taint loaf.
(2) We should give free money to people who don't work...
Shut the fuck up taint loaf
(3)Who wants to sample grandpa's taint loaf?
Step Loaf - term used by young adult males to describe their step mum who is sexy as.
There are many types of Loaf’s but the step loaf is at the top.
Oi lads, the Step Loaf got stuck in the washing machine again last night. It was sweeeeeeet!
A Step Loaf is your dads hot new piece.
The kind you’d hope gets stuck in the washing machine and needs some help.
You seen his new step loaf…. Whoooooo shit she’s hot