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a step further then a blue waffle. to explicit for urban dictionary. type in blue waffle on google, click "im feeling lucky" then view the picture. it will fuck your mind up. just imagine that times 10. that is a green waffle. aka the most rotten and fucked up of all the vaginas.
her green waffle is so crusty and greasy it looks like a moldy taco that got it's ass beat by a hobo with down syndrom
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A southern Breakfast for mostly black people. There are few blacks that eat it in the North.
Ay dog.......I'm hungry.....Let's go eat some chicken and waffles.
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Putting up a picture of the infamous "Blue Waffle" on a public computer (school, library etc.) and leaving it up for all to see.
Bro 1: Hey bro, are you thinking what im thinking about that computer?
Bro 2: Aw yeah man, we should totally blue waffle it!
Elderly Woman: Oooh look at those heavenly periwinkles - OH SWEET JESUS WHAT THE F***!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Square flat boobs that have small hexagonal indents in them.
Pat: "Yo Dirty D, did you see dat bitch down da hall?"
Derek: You mean da one wit da waffle titties?"
Pat: "Ya, that one."
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contrary to popular belief, a slut waffle is not a promiscuous breakfast dish, but rather a random insult like ho bag
basically a ho.
"hey bitch"
"hey slut waffle"
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Don’t ever ever search it
Just please don’t do it
Hey have you seen blue waffle cause you’ll be scared for your life
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The poor man's IHOP. An interesting place for a first date. The only place you could imagine going if your drunk/high and it's 2 a.m. You almost ALWAYS see someone you know at the Waffle House (three of the last four times I went I saw people I knew). The waitresses at Waffle House are way better than the ones at Hooters.
One time we went to Waffle House (in the middle of the night, when else) and this limo pulled up and 4 girls got out in prom dresses and went in and ordered food. This seemed like something fat chicks who didn't have dates to prom would do see we decided to go up to the window make faces and do the thing where Spiderman shoots web out of his hand. They flicked us off and we left.
The only waiter I've ever seen working there was walking by our booth which was right by the grills, and I was talking with some friends about people we knew back in middle school that had fucked up their lives at an early age. So the guy just stops at our table and asks us, "Did I hear you guys talking about jamming?" We weren't, but I decided to say yes, and he decided to tell us about his days in a "progressive rock band". Then he told us how he played bass and was just working at Waffle House until he could "get his shit together and find a new band." He asked us if we might want to "jam" with him sometime. We were all about 20 and he looked like a 35 year-old former member of R.E.M. so it had gotten too weird and we asked for the check.
Next time we went the REM guy from above was still working there. He recognized us and we talked a little. My boy Chuck didn't have any money so he took out a loan from Jim and ordered a waffle for himself. Jim was at the adjacent booth because we had a group of 6. Jim didn't get the memo and ordered two waffles. The waffles arrived and "no-money no problems" Chuck had two waffles, which he gobbled up. He then ordered yet another waffle, even though he didn't have any money. He gobbled that one up, and Jim got pissed when he found out Chuck ate three waffles (which totalled to around $10 with tax and tip). The waiter guy came back around and saw that Chuck ate all the waffles and decided to start saying, in a very elevated voice, "WAFFLE FIEND". I about shit my pants at how big a dumbass the waiter was. Then he brought the check and gave Chuck a paper hat that said Waffle House on the side. We always make fun of Chuck because his head is huge (roughly the size of a watermelon). Well he puts the hat on and it rips when he tries to get it to fit.
That's all 100% true just go to Waffle House and crazy shit will happen.
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