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You wet your big toe and stick it in somebody's ear. It's like a wet willy, but with your big toe.
I'm going to give you a moist milton later..
When you subscribe to HAMBONE! on YouTube, your nipples get inflammatory and just get all wet and moist.
Person 1: Dude I just watched HAMBONE! 's new vid called cuisine analysis and my nipples got so moist I couldn't go to school the next day
Person 2: I know right, that's what happened to me when I subscribed to Air Owen
Moist nipples: very firm
When you walk up to a random strangers car and skeet skeet skeet all over their front windshield.
I just moist carred all over that poor old man's car.
An epically failed wet willie that just makes everything awkward and moist
Sara: Why'd you lick the top of my ear?
John: I tried the Moist Willard
Name of a rapper who drops the most ill beats and has insane rhyming skills capable of burning down buildings with fire mix tapes. Usually have the name Alex
Oh my god moist daddy just dropped another mixtape and it was fire
1. Someone who is just an overall asshole who has no regard for other people's feelings but become butthurt once it is the other way around
Damn that girl is such a moist leaf she blocked me on Snapchat for no reason
Did you hear about Phil he may be nice at school but at home he is such a moist leaf.