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Things you promise yourself you will do or accomplish, but try as you might you never will.
"This year I'm going to lose weight"
december 31, 2005, weight = 300 lb
"God damnit!!"
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The Age You Are Officially A Fucking Adult
Me: Yeah I'm An 18 Year Old Now I Can Move Out Of My Parents Cruddy Home!
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The night before the first hangover of a new calendar year.
One is feeling rather queasy: it was New Year's Eve last night.
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A night when groups of adults get drunk and use explosives when intoxicated. In some cultures they melt metal objects to artefacts.
The dog was scared of the noises on new year's eve.
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the most pointless age ever. you may as well turn 19 two years in a row. there is absolutely nothing significant about this age except, perhaps, the commonly said "you're not a teen anymore!" ... big fucking deal. i still can't legally drink.
"happy birthday, kelsey!.. wow, 20 years old!.. you're not a.."
"shut the hell up."
"hey, now! only 365 more days until you can.."
"FUCK. YOU."
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The amount of time after a tragedy when it becomes acceptable to make fun of it.
"Man, she went off like Mount St. Helens!" = Acceptable within the 21.5 year rule. Mount St. Helens tragedy was in 1980, well over 21.5 years ago.
"Man, she freaked out like the people on the planes right before they slammed into the towers!" = Unacceptable within the 21.5 year rule. Will become acceptable on March 11, 2023.
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A person who is 13 years of age no insults to them they dont deserve it. This usually used as an insult such as " dumb 13 year old kpop stan" or "fatherless dream stan" but those people are usually not even 13 yet and was it that obvious? none that age assumes is over the age of 14. 13 year olds are just going through puberty and its the worst time to be alive.
Some Beluga Fan on the Youtube comment section: lol stfu i bet ur like 13 go watch tiktok the garbage content ever
The 13 year old with a brain: You know i cant control my age right? fuck off and go find a hobby to do loser.
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