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Tits in the Bum

The art of placing a womans tit/boob/breast into a mans anus. This is a fairly difficult task often needing a regular sized breast that can be easily manouvered to enter the butt hole of the man. It is entirely the mans decision what is done with the breast once insersion is complete

"my girlfriends gives the best tits in the bum"
"ah god my b hole still hurts after i got my tits in the bum"

"Brian: wow look at the cans on her!
John: They are lovely, but far to big for my bum
Brian: i would be able to cop that tit"

by Glenn Derr December 20, 2011


rubber-titted

A derogatory adjective usually accompanied by vapid, fake, or stupid, and followed by bimbo. May be directed toward a woman (or twink) who is considered both fake and dull. Generally, blonde actresses, often porn stars, who cannot carry on a conversation for the memory span of a goldfish nor perform their job exceedingly well.

Person #1: Oh my god! Megan Fox is sooo fucking hot.

Person #2: That rubber-titted, plastic, airhead-of-an-actress?

by lesbionix June 27, 2010


Tusk Tits

A pair of young, drooping mammaries that have a distinctive upward curve in the latter portion of the breast. This often accompanied by a distinct tubular appearance (i.e. narrow through the extent of the breast).

Guy 1: Wow, did you see the tusk tits on that bitch?
Guy 2: Thems are some mean tusks.

by Creamstool January 31, 2016


Gypo tits

A girl with a small cleveage.
General diss to anyone.

How was that girl you pulled?

She was allright gypo tits though.

by deanojenks March 23, 2010


Wicked Tits

When something really cool happens.

Person A: Man, I totally just got laid
Person B: Wicked tits, man.

by marymasterblaster September 23, 2011


Tits on a Ritz

Meaning great, awesome, wonderful, fabulous, bitchen, neat etc.
From the advertisement tag line β€œEvery thing is great when it sits on a Ritz”
And what is greater than tits? Not much!

Look at that car, it's tits on a Ritz

by Farsidefan February 2, 2009

55πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


'roid tits

In an exhaustive attempt to stave off the physical ravages of time, many aging males resort to the use of HGH, Testosterone and/or other illicit or unsupervised hormone replacement protocols. Unfortunately, the metabolism of these agents may result in an excess of available Estrogen which causes unwanted, unexpected and permanent development of breasts.

YO! Check out Roy! He's got 3% body fat and is as strong as a fuckin' baboon ... too bad about the 'roid tits.

YUP, guess who's saving up for surgery...

by YAWA July 6, 2018

28πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž