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The act of giving a blowjob in the ocean while the penis is completely submerged in water (usually just 3-4 sucks at a time between coming back up for air).
"Dude, take my advice: don't ask her for a Loggerhead Turtle when the waves are really big."
The creepy neighbor who you think likes his turtles to ducking much and throws birthday parties for them in his backyard which gets very uncomfortable when he asks the children to come over and celebrate it with him.
Mother:it's time to go inside
Kids:why?
Mother whispers:turtle man is out now hurry!
A fine dining chain of restaurants headquartered in san mateo ca with locations in california arizona and washington state. The chain reached its zenith of popularity in the early '80s and was defunct by the early '90s when the publics taste started trending more towards casual dining.
My son just graduated from the 6th grade. He wanted to go to chuckyi cheese to celebrate buy
I insisted on the velvet turtle instead!
When you are running to the toilet with poo half out of your bum and you're squeezing your anus to get it back in.
Like a turtles head half out of its shell.
"Oh my God, I got to go to the loo; I'm turtle popping!"
The sexiest character in all of Dr Suess’ books. Anyone who plays the part of the sexy turtle himself is bound to have sex almost everyday. If you have the honor of sleeping with Yertle you instantly become the sexiest person in a 17.23 mile radius.
Wow the girl is the sexiest person in a 17.23 mile radius she must of fucked yertle the turtle
1.Something said to anger your teacher.
2.Hot dog buns in the shape of turtles.
3.The rear end of a turtle.
Teacher:"What is the answer..."
Child:"Turtle buns!!!"
Someone who is basically useless
She is basically tits on a turtle