Cow Zone

Sucking a male/females anus silly while moaning moo

Sarah did a cow zone on me last night. It felt great

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cow fucker

another name for cowboy or a white person from rural areas

you're in a city not a farm, stupid cow fucker!

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Schmeow Cow

A purple cow that screams when it walks into a bar

A schmeow cow walked into a bar and went "AHHHH!!!"

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Cow Ram

This is reserved for the elitist of the elite, please do not attempt this at home.

After you have had intercourse so many times its not appealing anymore, you perform the cow ram.

The cow ram is when you see your one night stand naked and unsuspecting (best if sleeping) , and then you prepare quietly, aim carefully and then insert yourself into her anus while yelling surprise.

Please remember to do calisthenics as charlie sheen pulled his gluteus Maximus while performing this.

Also be warned, after tiger woods performed this move he was chased out of his own house with a gold club.
But granted if you do it properly i doubt that the girl you just surprised wont be able to run..

Bro, last night i cow rammed this girl so hard, she shit all over my bed and i had to carry her out!

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cow-lover

A mildly overweight hairy man with possible Chinese and Indian ancestry and a thing for morbidly obese women.

The king is a cow-lover

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Sad Cow

A Sad Cow is a drink made with Tequila, Jägermeister, and Bailey's Irish Cream. It tastes of existential sadness and has an aftertaste reminiscent of huffing permanent marker.

It's your 21st birthday? Bartender, we'll have one Sad Cow please.

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the cow of the beer

The last sip of beer. It is considered by some to be bad luck to drink.

Hey can you bring me a brewski, all I've got is the cow of the beer left?

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