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The trumpet, a very nice instrument. The problem is the people playing it. 9.9999/10 they are too loud and 99.9999% of the time, the trumpets are assholes.
God the trumpets won’t shut the fuck up
When you try to text the word “truly” but autocorrect screws you over
Guy 1: “I think we have a bright future together”
Girl 1: “Yes I trumpet believe we’re soulmates”
Guy 1: “bruh”
From the English Trump and Puppet. Someone who makes a lot of noise but doesn't really say anything. Or someone who repeats things that are not true, or is manipulated to do so.
"That news anchor on Fox News was such a Trumpet."
Fred: "Hey Jim did you know the Earth is flat?"
Jim: "Shutup fred you are such a Trumpet."
Did you see that orange man carrying on like a rabid narcissist psycopath? Yep he's a Trumpet.
Refers to games that have too much water.
"Do you like trumpets?"
"Eww no."
"How is that even humanly possible?"
trumpets are the nicknames non-trump supporter gave to trump supporters.
girl 1 : look at that trumpet with her trump flag out.
Verb. Passing of air through one's dickhole. The male equivalent to a queef.
1. Richard was titty fucking me last night and straight up trumpeted on my face.
2. I thought I was cumming but it was just a trumpet.
A trump supporter that doesnt actually know anything about politics but views Donald Trump as a mascot for their ignorance. They are very vocal about despising "fake liberal news" but will unquestionably believe any rumor or conspiracy that trump tweets. They can go on a 10 minute rant about hillary clinton eating babies for superpowers and with a straight face call you a sheep afterwards. Most view education as a "liberal hoax" and avoid it like the plague. They may or may not be associated with Qanon
Man, that trumpet over their is having a meltdown over having to wear a mask at a grocery store.