Someone who gives somebody the idea that they want to be in a relationship with them/have sex with them, BUT.... doesn't realize that he or she is giving that vibe.
Christina thought she was in a loving relationship with Bob. Although, he did not intent to give her that idea.
Bob is in this case 'un-intentional emotional fuck(boy/girl).
pocket-up: to fill your pockets with your guy stuff - wallet, keys, spare change, tissues, bill clip, etc.
un-pocket: removing everything from your pockets
re-pocket: putting everything back in your pocket after un-pocketing at a security screening.
The act of putting your guy stuff in your pockets each morning and taking them out each evening. Also when going through a security screening.
On days that I travel it seems like all I do is pocket-up, un-pocket, and re-pocket. Maybe I should just carry a purse.
The owl shown in the Tom Scott video called "How Weird Is My Audience? I Polled 15,408 People To Find Out
Person 1: Is that Clovenhorn, Destroyer of Mars?
Person 2: No! It's Former UN Secretary General Ban Ki Moon! (*tom dying of laughter in the corner*)
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To drink half a lager, and somehow manage to get completely refreshed.
Be rat arsed on ginger.
Excuse to leave a club early and get shagged senseless by the bouncer, whos ripped out of his tits on steroids.
Guy 1. Fuck me, check Mc-he's chattin up Emma already! Must be steamin'...
Cynic.Is he balls! He only had a half cup of Babysham!
Guy 1.Either he's bullshittin' or he's got a threshold like a UN debate.
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Woah, I didn't realize I had drank so much beer until I noticed all the cans were unfull
In next to no time; so quickly
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Extremely gorgeous man from New York, singer from The Strokes, son of John Casablancas - Elite Modelling Agency founder.
Julian Casblancas Rocks My Socks!
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