Vagine Screen

A cockblock in the lesbian world.

I was pretty sure Sarah was gonna come home with me, but then Katie started interrupting us and threw up a vagine screen.

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Vaginal apartheid

When half of your vajay goes numb from sitting in a weird position.

Damn, I've got some vaginal apartheid goin on.

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Vaginal boner

when a girls clitoris gets so hard it's almost like a boner.

This girl sat down with her legs spread open, we could totally see her vaginal boner

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Vaginal discharge

Basically cum from a women but without sperm,

Similarities:
ejects on arousal
White
Gooey

Contrast:
No sperm
Not the same liquid as semen

BTS Stan turns on TV

BTS is in the TV

BTS Stan has a vaginal discharge

2 weeks later

BTS gets put in a padded cell set to be euthanised within a week

Fuck you :)

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Vaginal Mialga

Suffering from long term chronic pussy hurting.

Mike says, "I don't feel well. It must be this flu shot, it has me down again". Ken says, "Dude, you're suffering from chronic vaginal mialga. Do you need some vagisil?"

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vaginal ecoli

Fungal growth in said vagina caused from having ANAL sex and then getting FUCKED in the PUSSAY.

Aileen is a Mexican stripper. One day a male paid her and she let him fuck her in the ass. He then paid her to let him immediately fuck her in the pussy. This caused her to acquire vaginal ecoli and become very ill!

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The Vaginal Mombo

When the vagina tries to break free from the body.

The doctor told me that the best way to avoid the vaginal mombo is to take horse hormone pills.

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