vaginal sock

An insult made to call someone a sock that had entered a woman's vagina, a dirtier way to call someone a pussy

Guy 1: How was hanging out with jack?
Guy 2: ugh, he was being a total vaginal sock so I left

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Vaginal Caviar

When a womans vagina is the breeding ground of fishy smells.

Girl: Hey babe, mind going down on me?
Guy: Aww, what the heck. Hell no, its like Vaginal Caviar down there.

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Vaginal Floss

The tip of my tongue.

I used my vaginal floss on her last night.

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Vaginal discharge

Basically cum from a women but without sperm,

Similarities:
ejects on arousal
White
Gooey

Contrast:
No sperm
Not the same liquid as semen

BTS Stan turns on TV

BTS is in the TV

BTS Stan has a vaginal discharge

2 weeks later

BTS gets put in a padded cell set to be euthanised within a week

Fuck you :)

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Vaginal Mialga

Suffering from long term chronic pussy hurting.

Mike says, "I don't feel well. It must be this flu shot, it has me down again". Ken says, "Dude, you're suffering from chronic vaginal mialga. Do you need some vagisil?"

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vaginal ecoli

Fungal growth in said vagina caused from having ANAL sex and then getting FUCKED in the PUSSAY.

Aileen is a Mexican stripper. One day a male paid her and she let him fuck her in the ass. He then paid her to let him immediately fuck her in the pussy. This caused her to acquire vaginal ecoli and become very ill!

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The Vaginal Mombo

When the vagina tries to break free from the body.

The doctor told me that the best way to avoid the vaginal mombo is to take horse hormone pills.

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