Making Waffles

A euphemism for the act of sexual intercourse, Usually used when in public around little children as it us much more appropriate.

Jenna: "Whats with that big smile on your face?"

Shelby: "I was up all night making waffles"

Jenna: "With Dread Head Dude??"

Shelby: "Yep!"

Jenna: "I hope you made safe waffles, we dont want any baby dread head dudes running around"

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waffle-stompers

heavy hiking boots (from the pattern the soles make in the footprints)

A pair of waffle-stompers were found in the car and were covered in either the perpatrator's or the victims blood.

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Green Waffle

a step further then a blue waffle. to explicit for urban dictionary. type in blue waffle on google, click "im feeling lucky" then view the picture. it will fuck your mind up. just imagine that times 10. that is a green waffle. aka the most rotten and fucked up of all the vaginas.

her green waffle is so crusty and greasy it looks like a moldy taco that got it's ass beat by a hobo with down syndrom

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Chicken and Waffles

A southern Breakfast for mostly black people. There are few blacks that eat it in the North.

Ay dog.......I'm hungry.....Let's go eat some chicken and waffles.

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Blue Waffle It

Putting up a picture of the infamous "Blue Waffle" on a public computer (school, library etc.) and leaving it up for all to see.

Bro 1: Hey bro, are you thinking what im thinking about that computer?
Bro 2: Aw yeah man, we should totally blue waffle it!

Elderly Woman: Oooh look at those heavenly periwinkles - OH SWEET JESUS WHAT THE F***!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Slut Waffle

contrary to popular belief, a slut waffle is not a promiscuous breakfast dish, but rather a random insult like ho bag
basically a ho.

"hey bitch"
"hey slut waffle"

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waffle titties

Square flat boobs that have small hexagonal indents in them.

Pat: "Yo Dirty D, did you see dat bitch down da hall?"
Derek: You mean da one wit da waffle titties?"
Pat: "Ya, that one."

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