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Northern charm and Southern efficiency
“Those politicians down in Washington DC don’t do shit!”
When you make a pipe out of Granny Smith apple, then use the pipe after it has been inserted into your friend's anus.
We've tried the Alabama Hotpocket, you wanna try the Crispy Washington next?
A small town in NJ where everything sucks but nobody gives a fuck. A magical land where the cops are the embodiment of police stereotypes, eating donuts by day and arresting the innocent by night meanwhile little juvenile fuckboys get to ruin the streets by blasting rap snortin' crack, mumbling on and on with their ghetto-grammar. Here in Washington Borough you live under the protection of the reverse batmen and the only way to not be locked up is if you commit crime. It is unbelievable how many times if witnessed the most goofy shoplifting sprees and still continue to see those people march into cvs, or how I always see teenagers puffing vapes outside the local youth center
"Oh boy, gotta love Washington Borough!! Sure can't wait to have the entire PD up my ass because I'm not a criminal!!"
The act of making it rain $1 bills (George Washington being the president on that bill for those who never noticed) on a nude or semi-nude person in large quantities.
Worker 1: "how is your night goin?"
Worker 2: "better now that i got a few Washington Gangbangs."
When you grab your dogs ass and stuff it with turkey and cheese dip. You then feed it laxitives and have it shit it all out into your mouth. You do this all while your sister masturbates to it and your brother face fucks the dog. You then rub the leftover shit on you body and walk around a Publix screaming this is dog shit suck my left tit
I Washington wiped so hard last night. Best thing that has ever happened to me
The act of fucking your dog repeatedly then kissing your wife as a bird bites your dick off.
Man the Dirty George Washington hurts a lot but sure was it fun!
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When two males insert a lit sparkler into the tip of their penis during the Fourth of July.
To celebrate this year, my buddy and I performed the Washington Salute