the shape of water

A movie by Guillermo Del Toro, that contrary to popular belief, is not a charming documentary about lakes and other bodies of water, but about fish-monster/human sex.

Person 1: Have you seen The Shape of Water? Person 2: Yeah! It's about lakes, right? Person 1: Nah man, it's just fish sex.

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Dog Water

When someone is bad at something like a game, or a sport.

Jake : Dude your fucking dog water at this game

Bob: man I just got this game yesterday

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water tight

Expession used to describe a female involved in 4-way sex with three men. One man orally, one man anally, one man vaginally. This would fill all of the availible popular hole, thus making her "water tight".

Last night we had that bitch water tight!

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tug of water

A tap-turning duel between two people depending on the same water supply at the same time, often resulting in being subjected to scalding, freezing or no water.

Coming in from the cold I rushed into the shower, not realising that Marty was using the other bathroom. In the resultant tug of water, I got boiled, flash-frozen and left high and dry in close succession.

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walking on water

doing something extravagant that others would never expect of you

Oh he was really walking on water over this weekend

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Water Hazard

An alligator or crocodile that lives on a golf course.

If you play golf in Florida, you have to be aware of the water hazards.

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Water-World

A Term That Describes The World Created By Drinking A Lot The Night Before. Although Those Drinks Appeared At The Time To Have Similar Characteristics To That Of Water, They Lead To Imense Dehydration The Next Day. This Situation Is So Describe, Due To The Dehydrating Effects Of The Highly Available Sea Water In The Film "Water World".

You Drank A Lot Last Night, How Do You Feel.

I'm Surfin Water-World, Get Me Some Juice.

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