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Camping in the heat with a swamp ass wedgie
John’s camping wedgie was so far up his swamp ass that it was painful
Camping in hot weather. So hot that you have swamp ass and your wedgie is stuck and painful
Dang, it was so hot camping that John had a camping wedgie
A wedgy caused as a result of the beltloop of one's jeans getting caught on a loose wire on a chainlink fence and his or her loss of footting. The result is one's butt cheeks being spread extremely far apart and the waist band of the trousers reaching the middle of the back. Is extremely painful.
The bergler got a suspended wedgy, and that was what saved us from a home invasion.
A tornado wedgie occurs when you quickly roll over in bed while wearing pajama pants. The motion causes your PJ pants to completely twist around your legs and eventually into your crack. This type of wedgie is very uncomfortable and cannot simply be picked out, you must undo the tornado wedgie by quickly rolling over in the opposite direction.
Funky: Hey baby, how about a kiss...AHHHHGGH!
Foxy: What's wrong stud muffin?
Funky: Tornado wedgie!!!
To pull a hood over someone's head, causing them to topple forward
"My friend is obsessed with giving people Canadian wedgies and it's so hilarious, but not when it's happening to me."
A wedgie is the condition of having one‘s underwear stuck in their buttocks either in a natural way (natural wedgie), when the underwear is engulfed by one’s butt cheeks or by getting them pulled up as a prank or an act of bullying. In the second case the underwear of the victim is usually grabbed by the waistband and pulled up behind their back forcing the legholes to slide between the victim‘s buttocks, similar to a thong, causing an immense pain in their butt crack. The wedgie has numerous variations such as the so-called „melvin“, where the underwear is pulled up from the front, the hanging wedgie, where the victim is lifted up by their underwear which is then attached to an object so that the victim is solely hanging from the piece of cotton between their butt cheeks and the atomic wedgie, where the victim‘s underwear is yanked up so high it can be pulled over his/her head for the ultimate humiliation. Not only does a wedgie cause physical damage such as the severe burn in the victim‘s crack but it also damages the individual mentally as having one’s underwear stretched out of their pants, in a way that everybody around him/her can see it, might destroy someone‘s confidence completely. Therefore the wedgie is known to be one of the most evil acts of bullying as the victim gets hurt in a sensitive area such as his/her own butt crack, a private area that no other person should be allowed to invade.
I‘d like to give her a wedgie.
I got wedgied by my sister.
Wedgie is when the panties get stuck in between the booty cheeks. It is uncomfortable and could put people in awkward positions
1) Excuse y’all I have to take this wedgie out of my booty😂
2) I don’t feel comfortable, I have a wedgie