What A Shame

Used when someone's Dad dies in front of you, your fault or other wise. Best served with a dead-pan voice while wearing sunglasses, a black leather trench coat, and body armor.

Sandra : Oh my God! Daddy..
JC : What a shame..(lip smack) Such a rotten way to die.

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What in the world?

A phrase that one says to another person in reaction to a completely ridiculous situation.

Jena: Yeah I heard that Nicki spontaneously set her house on fire yesterday in a wild rage and then ran down the street screaming "The British are coming!"

Jasmine: What in the world?

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what the play is?

what is going on tonight

what the play is? :: A term used for what are the plans for tonight what is going on tonight like a (party,getty,kickback, or just chilling smoking big dope)

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What are the odds

A game invented in south Carolina where the 1st contestant asks the 2nd a dare then the 2nd contestant will say 1 in 5, 1 in 10, or 1 in 15. On the count of 3 each contestant will shout a number, if they match the dare happens if not the dare do sent happen. However if the numbers are within 1 than the count will start again. Every person is allowed 1 lifetime skip for the dare

Ian what are the odds you run naked across the street
Ian-1in 15
Me- 1 2 3
*both people yell 5*
*Ian runs across the steer naked*

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What are you on?

What are you doing
What are you going to be doing
What are you getting yourself to

What's up? Not much man just hanging out! What about you? What are you on?

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DO WHAT?

A slang term used by southerners when they don't under stand what you just told them: (eg): "Someone should be calling you with an appointment within two business days." Billy Bob: "Do what, noww?"

eg): "Someone should be calling you with an appointment within two business days." Billy Bob: "Do what, noww?"

How are ya doing today?

"Do what?"

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what is ligma

What a totally unaware person would say in response to a statement with the word "ligma". The response to "what is ligma" would typically be "ligma balls", which sounds like "lick my balls". The victim would have no clue that what would follow would be the entirety of the people around him laugh their asses off and make fun of him for weeks.

Jake: hey dude one of my friends caught ligma yesterday
Tim: what is ligma
Jake: *snickers* ligma fucken balls bitch
Tim: *faints while everyone around him loses their shit*

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