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Scrambled eggs with crushed Mandy sprinkled over the top
“Ah chef Massafra these pingers aren’t doing anything, whip me up sum spangled eggs”
“Dw I got you g”
Egg on a shelf is referring to someone looks like an egg on a shelf. Specifically Elizabeth McDermad. She is the where this saying came from as she looks like a fucking egg on a shelf.
Nevyn: Hey Elizabeth
Elizabeth: Yeah?
Nevyn: You look like a fucking egg on a shelf
noun. A "Type 1 " stool on the Bristol Stool scale. Usually very round or egg shaped, painful and difficult to pass. They make a small and fast " Plop" when hitting the surface of toilet water. They require little to no wiping.
I pooped out 4 turd eggs. they were tiny like robbin's eggs and hard.
It is sometimes suggested that egg cement is a typo of "excrement". This definition however has been rejected by many peers. Egg cement is egg cement.
egg cement
When a slightly off egg, causing no gastric discomfort, instead gives the sufferer a pain in the bollocks.
"I regret eating those 12 eggs for breakfast, now I've got terrible egg bollock"
megans egg is a rare species you do not want to touch megans egg it will end in the end of the world megan is very protective of her egg so if the egg does not explode megan will kill you
damm girl you touched megans egg you are deadddddddd
Egg Bois
A group of boys who wait around on street corners ready to mug people and steal their eggs
Hey man, Watch out for the egg Bois, they mugged me the other day, They stole all my eggs