That ONE cartoon character that people keep about how he was the first balloon in the Macy's Parade, even though he did NOT appear until 1931, and balloons weren't in the parade until 1928.
oH mY gOd fElIx tHe cAt wAs tHe fIrSt bAlLoOn iN tHe mAcY's tHaNkSgIvInG dAy pArAdE - some random idiot on CBS
To wash your hands in a female's piss and cum then proceed to dry your hands with her farts.
"Bruh I just got the best Georgia Cat Bath from my girl!"
A rare type of creatures which are half cat and half human, usually quite punk. They are known for wanting attention but instantly refuse it once someone is willing to give it to them. They live in their own world and hardly let anyone in, but once they do, you will have the time of your life.
Damn, he’s so cat punk. I just want him.
1. Verb; To have sexual intercourse. 2. Verb; to masturbate, typically by someone who has a vagina. 3. Verb, colloquial; to participate in a repetitive or mundane activity, used as a substitute for any of the myriad synonyms for masturbating, typically associated with vaginally self-stimulating.
"What are you doing this weekend?"
"I gotta floss the cat."
A wall of pictures made by a crazy cat lady. The pictures are likely to include both meme's and pictures of their own cats. If at work the manager needs to be careful she doesn't get carried away and cover the whole of the office. A way of doing this is to offer a new picture as a reward for good work. This may encourage the crazy cat lady to be more productive
I've added another picture to my cat wall