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fuck her down

To fuck a girl so correctiy that she is unable to stand afterwards.

K’s girlfriend in Blade Runner 2049, I would Fuck Her Down!

by keifermail January 14, 2018


straight down the kaiser

flushed straight down the toilet

we were winning but we flushed that straight down the kaiser

by why so glum son March 31, 2018


hands-down winner

Humorous term for a gal who is an "easy shoo-in" victor over a lustful-for-boobs dude who is trying to lift said chick's shirt off over her head; da gal's super-effective top-removal-thwarting strategy is to simply keep her arms lowered instead of obligingly raising them up over her head.

Even if a lady is a hands-down winner at keeping you from getting her naked from the waist up, you can still access her chest-pillows by either raising her shirt just as high as her arm-pits, or simply reaching up underneath the hem of her shirt and cupping her boobs from there.

by QuacksO November 25, 2021


wine'n down

When you end a night with a glass, read bottle, of wine and "wind down" for the night.

So what do you have going on for the rest of the night!?
Oh, I think I'm just going to be wine'n down
Girl! You know wine is crying juice!

by Jack S Lynch July 27, 2017


seabag pat down

A seabag pat down is the half-assed search for little liquor bottles and other contraband that a Sailor may be attempting and easily succeeding at bringing aboard a Navy Vessel. This search is always performed in a lackadaisical manner giving the stuffed seabag a few pats with the hands on the outside, then calling it "searched." Otherwise, with more determination, the contraband might be found, confiscated and therefore never shared with the Sailor on watch who is conducting the seabag pat-down.

Packing my deployment gear took some ingenuity because I had to surround the boxes full of Jack Daniels nips with soft clothing, packed tight. Otherwise, I may not pass the infamous "Seabag Pat Down."

by kdelik January 31, 2014


down porning

When it opens up and down pours and you feel the need to watch porn.

I was downloading porn during the downpour last Sunday, down porning!

by Angelic Kaye August 19, 2022


upside down trashcan

when you hold someone upside down by there legs and they try to wrap themselves between your legs and try to eat out your buns.

Me and my GF did a upside down trashcan last night.

by finding bow September 11, 2017