Slang word originated from rap culture meaning "What's up".
Person 1: Yo let's go hooping.
Person 2: Penis I'm up .
A word that some random dude shouts in the middle of class and it makes everyone in the room laugh.
Dude: *shouting* PENIS!
The whole class: *laughs*
The best wand in Harry Potter.
Hermione: Hey Harry, can I see your penis? Ron can't frick me very well.
Harry: Sure but you have to promise to suck it, kiss it and let me stick it in your chest.
Hermione: I'll only agree if you promise to kiss my butt, and suck my chest. And it has to be in the bed, NAKED.
Harry: I promise. ( Oh boy I can't wait to be fricked!)
2 or more penis.
Wow! All these men have huge peni!!
That's way to many peni for me!