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Jackson loves his hole parred into. Golf is his sport. Punctured by the first shot.
I just got a jack in one and it was amazing!
Top geeza with an absolutely massive knob
Jack Pandya is packing
A mixed dog breed between a Jack Russell terrier and Chihuahua.
A Jack Chi! What an amazing dog breed.
When a man grows out his facial hair, but not quite yet a beard to capture the 'sexy-hunk on a deserted island' look popularized by the "LOST" character Jack, played by actor Matthew Fox. The effect is multiplied by having a Medical Degree. See also Sawyer Scruff
Hot Girl #1- 'Hey, check out the guy by the pool table!'
Hot Girl #2- 'Mmmmm... nice eyes and Jack Scratch, just the way I like it! Grrrrr...'
When you can’t jerk off your penis so you stick a plug in your butt and jack off your ass.
I was tired of jerking off so instead i started butt jacking myself into an orgasm.
A Jack moment is when you have an incredibly easy putt/hit, but because you are getting over par your pride persuades you to full force your ball into the nearest out of bounds zone in dramatic display of childish incompetence.
Person A: All my boys out here are cracked at golf.
Person B: Nah dude, Kyle is having a Jack moment cause he went over par.