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Normally, has no time to read this because phatti padi hai.
Spends most of the time planning for preparation, but never really gets around it. A CAT Aspirant is determined: determined to do everything but prepare seriously until last moment and then cringes about how very little time is left.
CAT Aspirant: Thappad se darr nahi lagta sahab, Algebra se lagta hai!
An oversized woman the manages at a fast food and loves her cats. She has at least 80 cats and wreaks of cat litter. She also has oversized parachute pants with a very elastic waist band that she loves to stretch in front of her employees. Exposing her F.U.P.A without any cares.
She is such a cat pan! All she does is eat and talk to her shanal bead all night. Plus, she smells like a bunch of cats shit on her while she slept.
Garden boxes my next door neighbor’s cat likes to shit in. Suffice to say it became a buffet for my roommate’s dog, Pickles. Due to COVID-19 standards we have closed the buffet with chicken wire, however the rest of the yard is available to shit in for dining outside only.
PICKLES, save me some! The Cat Shit Trough is running low on employees. They’re gonna close if you take all of their business.
Canon term for the prophecied cats from the second arc of Warrior Cats. They are Brambleclaw/Bramblestar, Squirrelpaw/Squirrelflight, Tawnypelt, Stormfur, Feathertail, and Crowpaw/Crowfeather.
They chose to send the journey cats to explore the new territory.
To ruin one self's or another's chance to get pussy.
Guy 1: Dude I didn't end up getting laid last night
Guy 2: Shat on your cat huh?
Guy 1: George shat on a cat at his date.
Girl 1: Damn, he's had blue balls for weeks.
Guy 1: My dad busted into my room when my girlfriend was over and totally shat on my cat.
Guy 2: I feel you bro, my parents make me keep my door open.