When someone has a dead mum or someone has cancer
random person : “my mum died of cancer”
cool person : “man like dan, rip bozo”
Frits is a smell commonly to describe fried potato’s, such as hash browns or fries.
Punk: “It smells like frits” in here !1!1!1!
Your dad leaves to get a bag of sour patch kids, and 10 years later, he actually brings a 24-gallon can full of blue raspberry flavored sour path kids.
Your dad is like how i enjoy my steak, rare
Someone who creates a facebook status for the sole purpose of having other people like it.
There goes David again... another like magnet. God he's so popular.
A Boy/Girl that is a really good or teaser or too teaser
Goddamn ur "Teaser like a taser"
This girl tease me so much. She's "Teaser like a taser"
When a Person is really good at teasing or too teasing.
Goddamn ur "Teaser like a taser"
This girl is teasing me so much, she's "teaser like a taser"
When a guy is naked, lying on his back, and due to extreme excitement, or more likely, extreme fear, he pees a strong stream of urine straight up all over himself.
(Dude, lying in bed naked, wakes up, seeing a burglar hovering over him with a gun to his head)
Dude: "Please don't kill me!"
Burglar: "I might, (cocks gun) just to have no witnesses, hahaha!!!"
Dude: "OOOOHHHH NOOOOOOO!!!!!"
(dude starts peeing like a baby)